Here is a clip of me performing stand-up at The Laugh Shack in Portland, Maine.

Collect call from sadness.

Collect call from sadness.

Show dates

7/16 - I’ll be at Laugh Free or Die at Murphy’s Taproom. 9pm, free.

7/17 - I have the great pleasure of performing at The Market Day Festival with Granite State of Mind and Paul Landwehr (I guess some guys named Roger Waters and Nick Cave will be there too? Whatever) It goes from 7-10 and Paul and I will be hanging out afterward.

7/24 - I’ll be on 94.7 FM Granite State of Mind for my second time, telling jokes between some great musicians. I’ll be on the air around 9:30pm.

7/26 - I’m at Laugh Shack in Portland, Maine. Details are here:http://tinyurl.com/l4mq2w7

8/01 - I’m doing a 15 minute set at Headliners Comedy Club in Manchester. Show is at 8:30pm.

Radio Spot Tonight

Tonight I will be on 94.7 FM - Granite State of Mind. I’ll be on the air around 9pm doing a five minute set. Tune your radio to the station or give it a quick Google to hear it live online!

Sippin’ on cups #kitten

Sippin’ on cups #kitten

Cute quickly turns to dickish.

At The Laugh Shack in Portland, ME

At The Laugh Shack in Portland, ME

#beard

#beard

Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica. Ran into a dead on Dwight Schrute lookalike today. Or a time traveler from 1987. #theoffice #dwight #peopleofwalmart

Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica. Ran into a dead on Dwight Schrute lookalike today. Or a time traveler from 1987. #theoffice #dwight #peopleofwalmart

Lady Gaga’s newest song “Do What You Want (With My Body)” features R. Kelly. Why not just come out with a song called “Piss On My Face”?

Are you in the New England area?
Do you find your Wednesday nights leaving you with a empty void in your life that can only be filled by giving strangers that remind you of your father handjobs?
Do you like charity?
Do you like Santa more than Jesus?
If you answered yes to four out of five of these questions; then neither of us can count AND you should go to this show!
Children need things and to get those things; they need money and the only way to get them money to buy those things I spoke of earlier is to go to this show. It’s the only way, guys.
Murphy’s Taproom, Manchester, New Hampshire.

Are you in the New England area?

Do you find your Wednesday nights leaving you with a empty void in your life that can only be filled by giving strangers that remind you of your father handjobs?

Do you like charity?

Do you like Santa more than Jesus?

If you answered yes to four out of five of these questions; then neither of us can count AND you should go to this show!

Children need things and to get those things; they need money and the only way to get them money to buy those things I spoke of earlier is to go to this show. It’s the only way, guys.

Murphy’s Taproom, Manchester, New Hampshire.

Imagine if the death penalty was like this. It’d be the government’s job to come up with a really tough word. I’d pick xylophone every time.

Imagine if the death penalty was like this. It’d be the government’s job to come up with a really tough word. I’d pick xylophone every time.

snlbound:

Surprise stage time at Murphy’s in Manchester! (Left is Ioanis Kourtis and right is Ryan Bourassa)

snlbound:

Surprise stage time at Murphy’s in Manchester! (Left is Ioanis Kourtis and right is Ryan Bourassa)

Nothing quite says “fuck the system” like Bank of America.

Nothing quite says “fuck the system” like Bank of America.