Sippin’ on cups #kitten

Sippin’ on cups #kitten

Cute quickly turns to dickish.

At The Laugh Shack in Portland, ME

At The Laugh Shack in Portland, ME

#beard

#beard

Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica. Ran into a dead on Dwight Schrute lookalike today. Or a time traveler from 1987. #theoffice #dwight #peopleofwalmart

Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica. Ran into a dead on Dwight Schrute lookalike today. Or a time traveler from 1987. #theoffice #dwight #peopleofwalmart

Lady Gaga’s newest song “Do What You Want (With My Body)” features R. Kelly. Why not just come out with a song called “Piss On My Face”?

Are you in the New England area?
Do you find your Wednesday nights leaving you with a empty void in your life that can only be filled by giving strangers that remind you of your father handjobs?
Do you like charity?
Do you like Santa more than Jesus?
If you answered yes to four out of five of these questions; then neither of us can count AND you should go to this show!
Children need things and to get those things; they need money and the only way to get them money to buy those things I spoke of earlier is to go to this show. It’s the only way, guys.
Murphy’s Taproom, Manchester, New Hampshire.

Are you in the New England area?

Do you find your Wednesday nights leaving you with a empty void in your life that can only be filled by giving strangers that remind you of your father handjobs?

Do you like charity?

Do you like Santa more than Jesus?

If you answered yes to four out of five of these questions; then neither of us can count AND you should go to this show!

Children need things and to get those things; they need money and the only way to get them money to buy those things I spoke of earlier is to go to this show. It’s the only way, guys.

Murphy’s Taproom, Manchester, New Hampshire.

Imagine if the death penalty was like this. It’d be the government’s job to come up with a really tough word. I’d pick xylophone every time.

Imagine if the death penalty was like this. It’d be the government’s job to come up with a really tough word. I’d pick xylophone every time.

snlbound:

Surprise stage time at Murphy’s in Manchester! (Left is Ioanis Kourtis and right is Ryan Bourassa)

snlbound:

Surprise stage time at Murphy’s in Manchester! (Left is Ioanis Kourtis and right is Ryan Bourassa)

Nothing quite says “fuck the system” like Bank of America.

Nothing quite says “fuck the system” like Bank of America.

rustylungs:


Where ever there is a handsome man in a suit, I’ll be there.

Hey, that’s me!

rustylungs:

Where ever there is a handsome man in a suit, I’ll be there.

Hey, that’s me!

I’ll be on the radio tomorrow

I know how much people love AM radio and now I’m giving you a reason to love it more!

Tomorrow night comedian, Matt Barry and myself will be joining Chris Poublon for three fun filled hours on a dying medium once called “AM radio.”

The show starts at 9pm (EST) to midnight. If you live in the Merrimack Valley area you can tune into 980AM.

But if you want to be hip about it, you can download the TuneIn app on your smartphone or tablet device and look up “WCAP” to listen to us while you take a dump or something.

Otherwise, you can go to www.980wcap.com and listen to the live stream.

So pleased. Such a fanboy. #Kylekinane

So pleased. Such a fanboy. #Kylekinane

2013 Best Bar Comic Competition

It’s been a while since I’ve updated this thing. Still lazy as ever.

Just thought I’d mention that on September 2nd, 2013 I took 2nd place in New England’s Best Bar Competition!

Along with the title, I also get some payed work, which will hopefully open other doors for me.

That’s it! Bye!