Collect call from sadness.
7/17 - I have the great pleasure of performing at The Market Day Festival with Granite State of Mind and Paul Landwehr (I guess some guys named Roger Waters and Nick Cave will be there too? Whatever) It goes from 7-10 and Paul and I will be hanging out afterward.
7/24 - I’ll be on 94.7 FM Granite State of Mind for my second time, telling jokes between some great musicians. I’ll be on the air around 9:30pm.
Tonight I will be on 94.7 FM - Granite State of Mind. I’ll be on the air around 9pm doing a five minute set. Tune your radio to the station or give it a quick Google to hear it live online!
Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica. Ran into a dead on Dwight Schrute lookalike today. Or a time traveler from 1987. #theoffice #dwight #peopleofwalmart
Lady Gaga’s newest song “Do What You Want (With My Body)” features R. Kelly. Why not just come out with a song called “Piss On My Face”?
Are you in the New England area?
Do you find your Wednesday nights leaving you with a empty void in your life that can only be filled by giving strangers that remind you of your father handjobs?
Do you like charity?
Do you like Santa more than Jesus?
If you answered yes to four out of five of these questions; then neither of us can count AND you should go to this show!
Children need things and to get those things; they need money and the only way to get them money to buy those things I spoke of earlier is to go to this show. It’s the only way, guys.
Murphy’s Taproom, Manchester, New Hampshire.
Imagine if the death penalty was like this. It’d be the government’s job to come up with a really tough word. I’d pick xylophone every time.
Surprise stage time at Murphy’s in Manchester! (Left is Ioanis Kourtis and right is Ryan Bourassa)
Where ever there is a handsome man in a suit, I’ll be there.
Hey, that’s me!